Showing posts with label new school. Show all posts
Showing posts with label new school. Show all posts

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Having McNugget love will do this to you...*


Girl, you got a 10-piece, please don't be stingaayyy.

I'm not talking about having withdrawal symptoms from not eating McNuggets for seven or eight days. I'm talking about that symptom of McNugget Love that so far has made me think about fast food every day since the first time I saw the commercial. Thinking about McDonald's, and also other fast food will trigger random thoughts, and then I'll mentally compare a random thought to something about fast food. The latter happened to me today, or yesterday, whatever you wanna call it.

So, as you should know, I don't like people who swear they know why hip-hop is dead. There's a post really early on in this blog that clearly illustrates my feelings on the whole thing. No need to go into detail again. But I did hear somebody somewhere basically saying that hip-hop was dead and that nothing will ever take it back to the golden age. The golden age of hip-hop happened in the early to mid 90's (a terrible time for everything else - don't let anybody tell you otherwise) when hip-hop was all about lyricism and all about subjects that made you think while listening to music. It was based in New York, but people from other places were doing it too, although the influence from the headquarters (NY) was evident. Before then, it was mainly club music with simple beats and simple lyrics and it was all in New York. Now, it's mainly club music with simple beats and...simple...lyrics...oh damn. But it's all over the map, and the "mainly" is key, because there's still music that emulates music from the golden age, California, Texas, the Midwest, ATL, Miami, New York, even Arizona, Virginia, and DC are all kinda important. It's also worldwide, assholes.

That's not important, because that's not a part of what I'm trying to argue. I was basically trying to say that hip-hop has branched out - it's different, and there's different types. Almost different enough to not be able to be lumped into the same category.

Now, let's get to the main shit.


  • McDonald's original menu, in 1955, had, if I'm not mistaken, nine things on it: the hamburger, the cheeseburger, the soft drink in 3 flavors, milk, coffee, pie, fries, a milkshake, and potato chips. This will be compared to the origin of hip-hop.
  • I don't have a menu for any other times, because they're so fucking enormous decades later, but let's just say the time when supersized shit and 9 piece McNuggets with white and dark meat existed is the golden age of the golden arches.
  • Now, the time when salads, yogurt, and water, along with a whole new menu (dollar menu), breakfasts galore, premium coffee, and a thousand new sandwiches and shit exist, along with the disappearance of the supersize stuff can be the state of hip-hop now.

This was all a lot simpler when it popped into my head.

So we'll make our comparison between the golden age and now, in terms of McDonald's. All the people who think that hip-hop is now dead should be the same people who think that McDonald's is dead. The commercialization in both is actually very similar. But what I think is the most important part is that you have to remember that you can still find what you liked before. Maybe you liked the Big Mac. Even though there's a Southern Chicken Sandwich and Chicken Selects now, they still have the Big Mac. Maybe you liked the milkshakes. They still have them, even though there's hella coffee and cookies and a couple dozen sodas now. So it's not dead, there's just been additions that you have to sift through. Or, you can be like me (in both situations) and follow what's new. I say, whatever you like, just do it. Just please, for the love of God and everybody in His clique, don't whine and scream and tell me I'm wrong or that you're right. If you want to, go do it in a soundproof booth. I'll be on the other side.

On a lighter note, is it a coincidence that between the golden age and now, the supersize disappeared, and the supersize rapper (Biggie) died? Probably not. I think they both had a great relationship.

To sum it all up: Things change, things branch out, but you can still almost always find whatever older things you liked. So things haven't died - it's more like tree trunks, where more shit just gets added on, but the roots (no pun intended) are still present. So shut your damn mouth unless my dick's all up in it.

*This entire blog post is very uninformed, so take everything with a lot of grains of salt.

UPDATE: Here's my new thing: Stay up really late on Saturday night so that you wake up and football is already on. It's like waking up from a nightmare and being waist-deep in ribs. Damn, I need some ribs.



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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Old School / Conscious Hip-Hop

Betterdayz502 wrote:
(last month)
Do you listen to anything that isn't Gangsta Rap? It wouldn't hurt to listen to something that is actually smart.

solidbrotha187 (that's me) wrote:
(last month)
if i wanted to hear something smart, i'd buy a book on tape

That pretty much sums up how I feel about people who want to push their agenda of ending the evolution of hip-hop.

My main arguments:

1) Everything changes, you numbnutted donkeycocksucking necrophiliac. You think hip-hop shouldn't have changed, maybe I wish we just stopped doing everything in the way of aeronautics (right word?) as soon as the Wright Brothers made that thing fly for a few seconds. I could get to McDonald's pretty fast in that glorified hangglider. Maybe playing Number Munchers on the Apple IIc is ok for us. Fuck creating game systems and then developing better ones. Fuck creating the internet and laptops and cellphones with Wi-Fi. Fuck it, let's use magic to heal us. It's really too bad that the medicine game is changing like it is. Penicillin is where we should have stopped. Now everything is getting to be too much. Who needs an understanding of the human genome? Knowing about germs is terrible. I like looking at my meat and saying, "Damn, I sure as shit hope there's not a jungle of bacteria on that T-bone," instead of KNOWING THAT COOKING IT WILL KILL THEM ALL, THANKS TO PEOPLE STUDYING AND CHANGING THE WAY WE THINK ABOUT THINGS. Changing the way we think? To one of these perineum-licking, pubic hair-sniffing, BME-Pain-Olympics-makes-me-horny MOTHERFUCKERS, changing the way we think is NOT OKAY. Unless you're changing to agree with them.

2) Nobody forced you to listen. Hey you, watch this TV show! Eat this sandwich! Wear these clothes! Play this game! And you'll enjoy all of it. Hey dick, that's not how shit works. You can change the station or press next track. Douchebag!
3) You're not all-knowing. Plain and simple - who shoved a magic wand in your asshole and made you the one who decides what's "good" and what's not? Answer: Hopefully nobody.

4) It's not like your favorite music is disappearing, nutbreath. Mr. Salty-ball fanatic, nobody's Fahrenheit 451ing all your favorite 8-tracks, tapes, vinyls, cassettes, and CDs.

5) Me listening to my favorite music isn't taking away from your listening to whatever you like, armpit-cuddler. But I really wish it did. I'd listen to Gucci Mane's mixtape without pauses if it meant you couldn't hear Gangstarr or whoever the hell is the greatest MC.

Here's the thing. I'm not saying my favorite music is the best, even though you continue to do so. I'm saying, as a matter of fact, that nobody can say that. Until somebody develops a STANDARD system of measuring quality of music, I don't wanna hear you claiming yours is the best.

This is what I hear:
-The lyrics are better.
-The beats were more complex.
-They rapped about more varied things.
-They were doing it for love of the game.

But you don't know what I like in a song.
I personally like...
-A good beat (bass, and hopefully something else inventive) - simple is cool too though, if you can make it work.
-An artist who's been around the block.
-A gimmick (being an idiot, putting in no effort, whispering, having a high-pitched voice, rapping stream-of-consciousness, etc.)
-Something I can enjoy, and danceability is a plus.

(BUZZER) NO MATCH!!! And now you're upset. You should be upset about the fact that you bathe in asscrack sweat.

I'm not saying I hate old school, and I'm not saying that new school is better. I'm saying that your opinion isn't right, and you shouldn't be trying to convert me. Next thing you know, motherfuckers (in pairs) wearing gold chains and jumpsuits will be knocking on my door and passing out Q-Tip CD's, trying to convert me to Oldschoolism. And you know what? I'll take the Q-Tip CD and enjoy it. I'll slam the door in those bitches' faces, but I'll say thanks for the CD before that. That's all.

I leave you with this. If you're talking to somebody who doesn't love old school as much as you, instead of telling them that they're a dumb fuckin' idiot, tell them you want them to give a song or a CD a listen. If your friend says no, fine. Your friend is closed-minded, which is OK. If yes, and they like it, congrats, you converted somebody without forcing shit on them. If they don't like it, it was worth a try.

And you need to realize that hip-hop is changing, evolving, whatever you wanna call it, and your upsettedness (possibly caused by a dirty diaper/wedgied panties) isn't going to change it back, and nobody's going to change because of your punkass beliefs.

Betterdayz502, though I responded in a dick manner, I'll let you continue to swear that your music is better, and I'll continue listening to "Get Like Me" and the entire Keak Da Sneak CD.

(If you'd like to see my top music on last.fm, go to http://www.last.fm/user/solidbrotha187. Apparently they changed the site up and I'll have to get used to it, but I'm sure Plies and 2 Pistols are making their way up the list.)

*If I completely fucked up grammar or something like that, get over it. Comment and I'll explain anything that doesn't make sense.

Next Post - Will Ferrell - it wil be short and sweet - believe me.

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