The McTipDrill

Allow me to introduce you to the McTipDrill:

Inspired by the McGangBang, this monstrosity of a burger was constructed out of a McChicken and not one, but two McDoubles. This six bunned heart-attack of a meal has reached otherworldly levels of fast food perfection and is probably the most unhealthy thing on the planet that you can eat for the low price of $3 (+ tax). However, side-effects of the burger may include the itis, projectile vomit, and bowel movements too horrid to be described on such a modest blog.

Here's a layer-by-layer breakdown of the burger in all of its 3000 calorie glory:

bun,

cheese slice,

beef patty,

bun #2,

cheese slice #2,

beef patty #2,

bun #3,

lettuce (for your health),

chicken patty,

bun #4,

fancy ketchup,

cheese slice #3,

beef patty #3,

bun #5,

cheese slice #4,

beef patty #4,

bun #6.

Your favorite neighborhood bully will be posting his thoughts on the burger soon. (I was too scared to even touch the damn thing). So check back with us later to find out the answer to the question on everyone's mind: Did he hate it or love it? Is he gonna shine or did his heart stop?