Bout ta get her azz beat

This blog has more shit going on in it than Paris Hilton's vagina at a teenager's rainbow party fueled by cheap vodka and ecstasy. But for this one post at least, we're going to get to the original point, which was opening the curtains that hype creates, and showing what I think is really going on, which just ends up really being the truth.

This bitch here.

She goes by the name of Megan on all 1048 reality shows that she's been a part of. They all end up, of course, with her looking like an attention-starved whore who's poised for success doomed for a life of uselessness. It's ok though, because somehow, someday, some one dude will learn to love her fuck her dry and never speak to or listen to her outside of the bedroom. I just learned how to strikethrough words for comedic (or maybe comic, or comical??? Help me here...) effect. Soon she'll get even more ugly than she is now (look at that face) and so the dude will get the fuck out while he still can, hopefully without letting this useless trash whore get any of that sweet sweet money.

Maybe her trollop ways are fake. Or maybe not at all.

All she did in her latest load of shit, Rock of Love Girls: Charm School with Sharon Osbourne, was manipulate obviously fragile girls to do things that she wanted. Being able to manipulate is one thing; being able to manipulate girls that you think might have been touched as children is like convincing Lisa Lampanelli to fuck Lexington Steele. It's really not that hard. Anyway, she made it kind of far, and then Sharon said (verbatim), "Fuck this bitch, I'm getting way hella tired of her shit, she needs to git ta steppin'." I was thrilled. Then she comes back on the final episode and tries to fuck up Brandi M's shit. Didn't work, you bitch. So then she comes on the reunion show either drunk or stupid. Well, stupider. She runs her mouth and Sharon gets tired of this unattractive cum dumpster and Sharon throws down.

Here's how she acts before my girl Sharon Osbourne shows her what happens when you fuck with somebody who isn't on a reality show (at that moment) trying to pretend like they're not a huge pornobitch. I give this video a 10 out of 10, and also my vote for Best Picture.



The aftermath is here and here.

How do YOU feel about this tramp? Feel free to comment on either side of the situation.

Bitches

This is gonna be short. Who needs a skinny bitch? And to a lesser extent, who needs a bitch with a pretty face? (NB: The word "bitch" will be used ad nauseam.) We will talk about the two separately, and also tie them together.

Skinny Bitch

Apparently there's a theory that says thinner women (maybe with nice hips and a few other curves) are desired by most men because they were healthier and more likely to produce a healthy baby, and that's what prehistoric males were looking for. Fine. We also were monkeys and probably played with our own shit. We ate raw meat. We used papyrus. We listened to Grandmaster Flash. Things change for the better. So why don't we realize that the adage, "more cushion for the pushin'" is the realest saying known to man? Who wants to fuck a bitch you could break if you lay the pipe too well? Forget that, gimme a girl with hella curves, some low self-esteem, and a throat that makes it feel like I'm in her pussy, when she's suckin' my dick. If I gotta fold back a few rolls and some extra stretch mark-laden skin, it is what it is. A tight vagina is tight no matter whether it's on Kourtney Kardashian, or her Amazon cunt-lookin sister Khloe or whatever, or even on a flashlight-shaped device. I don't fuck in the ass, and a mouth's a mouth as long as there's no festering wounds in the vicinity and there's no braces (aka cheese graters for what they'll do if you aren't careful). Plus girls with braces are under 18, which I don't condone.*

Pretty Bitch

Why you don't need to fuck them: Beauty doesn't have a vagina.

Why you don't need to treat them better than anybody else: Because they're too stuck up to care.

I'll spend no more time talking about them.

If you are a conceited, "pretty" bitch, you can die twice and I won't give half a wet fuck.

*You thought I would make an exception, didn't you? You sick twisted perverted ass Chris Hansen on Dateline NBC bamma.